I have a rare condition

i am suffering from a severe case of bridget jones fever.
i do everything stupid
i just embarrass myself on a day to day basis
for instance.
i'm one who leaves their lunch in my locker by accident and come to class the next day with moldy sandwiches.
thats not my point.
wait for it.
this was a conversation i just had with my mum

She made me lunch for the first time in her life.
I know, it took me an hour to take it all in. I've gotta get used to this...

mum:did you enjoy your lunch today
me: yeah it was a vegemite sandwhich.. it was ok
mum: what? Noo i made you peanut butter sandwich.
me: uhh no it was a vegemite sandwhich
mum: Nani what have you eaten
me: a friggen vegemite sandwhich
mum: i didnt make a vegemite sandwhich i made three peanut butter sandwiches.
me: oh my god... i ate the sandwhich you gave me on tuesday
mum: *dies of laughter*

(the sandwich tasted soooo salty, i thought we bought vegemite during the last visit to the grocery shop. That explains the endless 'number 2's' i had at night. Oh well..)

secondly.
today in music class.. i dislike myself without my "cheap 8 bucks not entirely mine" jumper on so i went to put it back on
thinking everything is normal
TS: You've got my jumper on backwards you idiot.

AND FUCKING FORTUNE COOKIES!
everytime i open one i can guarantee i'll have the most depressing
shittest fortune in the packet like for instance the one i just got then

'the world may be your oyster but that doesnt mean you'll get its pearl'

fuck you stupid fucked up little bitch of a cookie.


:)

i dont even have to go into the amount of stupid things
i have done since school. Let alone my life.
'sooo hows your little kitten going lovely?'
'...it died last week i think.'
'oh.. '

or just some other shit which was stupid.
fuck!

CURE ME.

least my friends are entertained!