B's Bedtime Story

Once upon a time there was a little grain of sugar sitting all alone on a table. Her name was Cubey. Cubey was so sad because somehow she was separated from all of her little grain friends. She was lonely and had no idea what to do so she began to walk along a dark swirl of wood grain on the table. She followed the path until she came up to a big metal object. Cubey said, "excuse me mr. fork, would you mind moving so that i may continue to follow along my wood grain path?", without hesitation the fork got up and moved to the side.

All the way across, on the other side of the table sat a lone little grain of salt. his name was Franc. He too was separated from all of his little grain friends. He sat lonely, day after day, not knowing what to do until one day he saw something off in the distance. It came closer and closer until finally he heard it say to him, "hi, my name is cubey. I've traveled long and far along this wood grain hoping to find someone, for i have been so lonely." Franc instantly fell in love with the sweet little grain of sugar and the two lived happily ever after ... salty and sweet.

the end.

Now, tell me you did not not aww at this story. =p