Two motherlovers say what now?

(Nikki and Aur talking to the Delivery guy over the phone.)

Delivery dude : Hello *censorship* what can i get ya?

Aur : Yeah hi this is Anal and Dick calling for our delivery about our gig on Friday night?

Delive dude : Oh hi?

Aur: Okay yeah, hi. So one bottle of vanilla vodka thanks

Delive guy : Vanilla....vodka....yup.

Aur : One bottle of tropicana apple juice. Three seedless watermelons with the seeds...added.

Delive guy : What?

Aur : One jug of orange juice but with absolutely NO pulp in it.

Delive guy : Nooo......Pulp...*writes down*

Aur : there can't like...they seriously cannot be any pulp in it. Okay?

Delive guy : Okay. No pulp.

Aur : Yeah. Absolutely nothing or im gonna fuckin smash it againts the wall alright? Oh and uh, can we also get two dancing midgets?

Delive guy : Midgets?

Aur : Yup..

Delive guy : Midgets...

Aur: Dancing midgets.

Delive guy : You want me to get dancing midgets??

Aur : Yeah that's exactly what i said!

Nikki : (says to aur) give it to me (takes the phone) Hello? Yeah midgets. The short people? Yeah and they're able to dance.

Delive guy : Really?

Nikki : Yes that's what we want.

Aur : TWO!

Nikki : TWO of them. Yeah okay thank you.

Delive guy : (feeling frustrated) is that all?

Nikki : Uh we've also got...One sashimi platter served on an italian model?

Delive guy : Are you serious?

Nikki : 97 bottles of your whatever crap water.

Aur : Room temprature, make sure its room temperature.

Nikki : Yeah and can we get a ...freshly crushed drinking ice? Crushed by a monkey?

Delive guy : How am i suppose to...

Nikki : And if you could get the latest Kings of leon album, I think its called Only by the nights?

Delive guy : Ah good choice...

Nikki : Yeah ..great album.

Delive guy : Yeah love the guys

Nikki : 2 boxes of pepperoni

Aur : Oh and for the boys...

Nikki : Oh right...uh....yeah can we just grab 6 pack of pudding for the rest.

Delive guy : Just a 6 pack?

Nikki : Yup. Beautiful.

Delive guy : Is that it??

Nikki : Yes that is it...that is it. Thank you for being so hospitable!

Delive guy : No...thank YOU. I'll get to this right away.

Nikki : Great so we'll see you on Friday then!

Delive guy : (hangs up ) Fuckin Bitches....







We were bored, so we decided to imitate the awesome Dash&Will. You girls will forever rock my puddin!